School is a fucking bitch. Just had 2 and a half weeks of freedom only for school to start right back up again on Monday. Shit. Good news is that it’ll be my last semester. Motherfuckers at UCF askin’ me if I wanna walk in the ceremony and shit. I’m like “Fuck that. Just gimme my shit, man.” I just want my degree in the mail so I can move the fuck on with my fucking life. Can’t go out, can’t write what I wanna write, can’t update this damn blog regularly, can’t fuck when I wanna fuck, can’t do shit when I’m in school. FUCK school! I’ve said if before and I’ll say it again and take this advice to heart: don’t bother with school unless you know for sure what the fuck you wanna do with your life. Save yourself, your parents, the school, and everyone else the time and trouble of helping you make the wrong decision. They don’t have an ‘undeclared’ option for nothing. You don’t know what the fuck you want? Then fucking wait till you fucking do.
Lots to talk about, trust me. But as usual, no time. I’d love to talk about my experience at the Central Florida Fair, a recent trip to Tampa, Fiesta Medina, and a lot of other shit, but dammit, time is limited. Time, time, time. Unlike money, it’s irreplaceable. And for me, I have to budget it like money. People don’t get that when I say it.
Best news for me these days is the new Canon S5 IS is comin’ out in June or July. It’s a really good camera. I had the S3 and loved it. Sent it back cuz, thanks to the great site dpreview.com, I learned about the upgrade. Took Canon a long time but I think it’s worth the wait. I currently have no camera (excluding my cell phone) and haven’t had one for months cuz I’ve been waiting on this one.
Other news is that I got a Sprint wireless aircard. The 595u from Sierra Wireless. Got that one cuz of the usb. I can use it on my laptop and desktop. Fucking thing is a lifesaver. I can get online practically anywhere and thus far, I’ve had a fast connection. Faster than my home connection. Love it. Don’t love the 2 year contract but I know I’ll keep it. They put bandwidth restrictions on the net where I live and I need to have my shit unlimited, which Sprint offers. Their competition doesn’t. That’s why I chose them. So far so good.
I watched Traveler on ABC and it was pretty good. Can’t wait for the regular season to start, if there is one. It all depends on ratings, you know. Found out Fox pulled an ABC. Meaning what they did with Day Break, Fox did with Drive which was another good show. Thankfully (and hopefully), they’re airing the last 2 eps in July. Only inconsistency I had with it was that they had a little scene where Tully’s truck was broken down on the highway in Gainesville, FL. There were mountains in the background. Get a clue people, THERE ARE NO MOUNTAINS IN FLORIDA! Shit, there’s barely even any hills in this motherfucker. Flatter than a fucking white girl’s ass and titties from 25 years ago.
Here’s my take on the Paris Hilton situation. Pretty simple really. Bitch, it’s your goddamn license so don’t go blaming your fucking publicist for that shit getting suspended. That’s your responsibility and your fuck up. His goddamn name ain’t on the fucking license. Yours is. On top of that, your fucking ass was fucking drunk. Need I say more? Take your fucking ass to jail and suck it the fuck up. You wanna live the simple life? Shit, bitch, it don’t get too much simpler than that, now does it? Bet the convicts and guards up in that bitch already plannin’ shit for her ass: The Celebrity Pussy Eating Challenge. Get a lick on that twat without getting caught, 1 point. Make her cum, 5 points. Consensual? Grand prize of her returning the favor and a pen pal for life once she’s out. You win! Yeah, that shit was just stupid as fuck, I know.
Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School is proving to be entertaining. Larissa’s attractivity stock is rising in my book due to her standing up to Mo’Nique. I like the way she talks. Girls that cuss are a major turn on for me. And I’m anxiously awaiting the face-off between Dustin Diamond and Harvey. That shit looks like it’s gonna be the fucking bomb diggy.
Goin’ to Busch Gardens on Sunday. My last day of freedom and I’m goin’ out big cuz after that there ain’t gonna be no more goin’ out for 3 months. Summer semester is different than Spring and Fall cuz it’s condensed. You get the meat of what you need to learn in less time. One of my classes, American Literature, is cut down to just 6 weeks and I already know that’s gonna be a major motherfucker. My other class, Scriptwriting, is 12 weeks. So once AmLit is done, things should be a little easier cuz I’ll have less homework. There’s something that happened that I’d like to discuss as far as why I have to take that scriptwriting class, but I’d prefer to graduate first and have my degree in hand before I go shooting off at the mouth. Just playin’ it safe.
Did I go see Spidey 3? Fuck no. Fuck that shit! I didn’t like the first two so I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna see the third piece of shit. Pay 8 bucks for that horrible ass acting? No fucking way. I watched 28 Days Later again last night cuz I thought I’d go see the sequel today but I got second thoughts cuz it’s not the same director or writer. I need to read some honest reviews before I shell out the dough for that.
Lots of shit in the news, right? The baby and the king cobra. Akon’s underage dry-humping. Drunk-off-his-ass Hasselhoff. Alec Baldwin’s poor parenting communication skills. And guess what? Nobody gives a flying fuck. None of this shit contributes anything to the betterment of the world. Okay, so a baby was videotaped playing with a snake. At first, I was repulsed. Then I got the full story. The cobra’s mouth was stitched shut so it was harmless. It was a snake charming festival and was considered a right of passage. Plus it was all supervised, even when the snake wrapped around its neck. So for me, nbd (love that Cingular commercial).
How the hell was Akon supposed to know how old that girl was? What the fuck do you want him to do, seriously card that bitch on stage? Get the fuck real. She knew what was goin’ down while it was goin’ down and looked like she was into it to me. Saw how she wrapped her arms and legs around him rather than pushing him away? She coulda bailed at any moment. Did he penetrate her? No. Kiss her? No. So really, what did he do wrong? Shit, he shoulda went ahead and tagged it if he was gonna get this much bullshit for it. Might as well make it worthwhile.
The Hoff. The best parts of that vid were when the burger fell apart when he tried to take that first bite. And his daughter’s commentary was so white it was funny as hell. Yet another reason I don’t drink. Shit, videos like that should be compiled and shown to repeat dui offenders and to scare kids straight cuz he looks so fucking pathetic. Alec Baldwin. What do you say about him, huh? That message is now pop culture with his “rude, thoughtless, little pig” comment. How’d it get out? How’d any of this video get out? Let’s get real: attention. That’s why. Publicity. Somebody somewhere got paid. And networks need ratings.
Well, my ranting has come to an end. No more time. Bi-weekly videos will still be updated along with my playlist. I’ve got some new video in the Megacon and pro wrestling sections. I’ve added a category for The Masked Guardian for future updates. And when their seasons are over, I’ll add the good stuff from Charm School and CFC. There’s also been a tweaking to my phase plan. Phase 4 is still to graduate. But now, phase 5 is under development. I have options because I plan on starting a business next year cuz I’m sick and fucking tired of working. Work sucks! I learned that from Bart Simpson. I’d rather be my own boss and make my own money than work for some piece of shit who makes more money than me and doesn’t earn it by doing their fucking job the way it’s supposed to be done. So if I can, I’ll provide more details and updates during the next 3 months. But know this: I WILL graduate and phase 4 WILL be complete. No more fucking school. I can’t fucking wait for that hell to be over with.
