Got a fucking flat tire on my bike a couple days ago. Cost me 3 bucks and 40 minutes of time to fix it, but I'm back on the road. Lucky for me it was the front tire cuz the back ones are a fucking bitch!
Peeped Cheyenne on MTV last night. It's about a 15 year old girl's rise to stardom. Problem is that the target audience is the same age and gender as the star of the show. I looked at the whole thing hoping for some drama or something entertaining but nothing happened to make me want to come back next week. She's a cute little chic who already has a nice rack and everything from the neck up is tight, so you know she's gonna be a hottie in about 5 years. Her mom is a butta so she musta got her good genes from her dad's side. Whatever you do, you have to visit her website to see her prancing around with her guitar as if she's about to have sex with the damn thing in her pretty little pink heels. So fucking cute and surprisingly erotic.
Since I do most of my blogging at work, I've found some helpful tools online. Sometimes I need to crop and resize photos I find online and there is no photo editing program on the computer I'm on. I did some searching and found 2 good sites that let you edit pics from any computer connected to the net. One of them is myimager.com. The other is pixoh.com. Both let you edit pics from any site or from your computer. Myimager has more tools and functionality but for simple resizing and cropping, pixoh wins out since it's much easier to do. Pixoh seems to be in a beta stage right now cuz it does have some bugs, but it works for what I need it to do. Just thought I'd pass this info along.
On the left is Tricia Takanawa from Family Guy. On the right is Julie Kim from Fox35 Morning News here in Orlando. See any similarities? Oh, how life imitates art.
6/6/06 is right around the corner. It's only gonna happen once in almost everyone's lifetime and only happens once every century. What's so special about that date? It symbolizes 666, the mark of the devil. But in realistic terms, it means the death of hundreds, maybe even thousands, of innocent babies all around the world. Why? Because religion has cursed us all and people are so superstitious to believe that if a baby is born on that date, it's bad luck. Same thing applies to a total eclipse or a full moon/no moon in some cultures. Why should newborns have to suffer for adult stupidity? I personally think that's worse than abortion which you can expect plenty of on that evil date. You heard it here first.
I hear pregnant bitches that are expecting (and that want to keep their kids rather than ditch 'em in a lake) on that date are gonna try to hold their offspring inside of themselves till midnight the next day, pop 'em out the day before prematurely, or falsify birth certificates. What a fucking joke. Shit, if I got a bitch pregnant 9 months ago and 6/6/06 was the due date, I'd be jumping for fucking joy. MY BABY IS THE ANTICHRIST! YEEAAAHHH! Who wouldn't be happy about that? I'd make sure I knocked up a white bitch and pray that it turns out to be gay later in life to complete the blasphemous trifecta.
So for all you people out there that can't have kids, here's your chance to get in while the gettin's good. And for free. Just find some superstitious idiot who plans on leaving their baby in a dumpster that day and take the baby off their hands. It's a win-win situation.
